Swear Bears

A Sweary Coloring Book for Grown-Up Comfort

By: Caitlin Peterson, Katharina Brzezinska

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Paperback | 7 April 2026

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80 Pages

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25.4 x 21.5 x 0.76

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Color adorable bears with a playfully profane edge

Ever wish a childhood teddy bear or bear-y favorite character could help navigate adulthood’s most frustrating moments? Swear Bears delivers nostalgic comfort with a hilarious, no-holds-barred twist. This one-of-a-kind coloring book features adorable bears in all-too-relatable adult situations—dodging drama, battling burnout, or facing yet another soul-crushing Zoom call—paired with uncensored expressions that perfectly capture the rollercoaster of modern life.

Ideal for coloring book enthusiasts, Swear Bears blends cozy visuals with cathartic humor. With fun and simple hand-drawn art, this coloring book offers a creative and satisfying outlet for stress relief, emotional release, and pure fun. Whether purchased as a gift or for a personal escape, this book appeals to fans of snarky coloring books, nostalgic characters, and anyone who appreciates a good swear with their self-care. It's the perfect addition to any coloring collection—and proof that even the fuzziest friends can drop an F-bomb when life gets real.

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