A**holeology

To truly be an asshole is an art form. It requires the perpetrator to be cocky yet quietly confident, snide as well as sincere, sneaky while in your face. Better men than most have failed miserably. That?s why there?s Ass.hile.ol.o.gy ? the first book to walk readers through the tricks of the trade and the numerous benefits the attitude reaps. Inside, readers find essential information on how to sharpen their prick skills. Whether they?re way too over-the-top and need to tone it down, or are a shy wallflower who needs to turn it up, this book is a crash course in the innovative science. Guys will now be able to get everything they ever wanted ? in work, love, and life ? by being an asshole. It?s every guy?s handbook on how to be an asshole, without getting a black eye. AUTHOR: Steven Green is an experienced actor and even more experienced asshole. His acting career has included stints in regional theatre, off-Broadway musicals, and NYC?s Gotham City Improv Company. Currently, he performs improvisational comedy with L.A. Connection Comedy. Greenberg lives at home with a wife, three children, two dogs, several cats in an old house that Bob Vila would run from. Dennis Lavalle has dealt with plenty of not-ready-for-primetime assholes as a Hollywood acting coach. A graduate of New York University, Lavalle knows what it takes to properly pull off the asshole attitude on both coasts. He credits his wife Jeanne and their two kids for saving him from a life of meaningless sexual interludes ending in an alcohol-induced death face-down in the gutter.