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Penis Pokey - Christopher Behrens

Penis Pokey

By: Christopher Behrens

Hardcover | 1 October 2006 | Edition Number 1

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This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the most obscene thing we've ever published!

Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them.

Are we serious? Yes! Is this funny? Absolutely! Will this be a terrific hit with college students, bachelorette parties, and exhibitionists of all ages? Of course! Penis Pokey is far and away the strangest and funniest novelty book we've seen in a long, long time.

About the Author

Christopher Behrens is clearly one sick individual. He lives (where else?) in Los Angeles.

Industry Reviews
"The child inside of man never goes away; neither does his proclivity for spending copious amounts of time with, you know, his little guy. This activity book combines both these factors. the illustrations are only completed when the hole on each page has been filled in. Our favourite: the fireman with his hose and the sea monster." - Sleek magazine

"Every page features a full-color illustration with one thing (a banana, a hot dog, and a sea serpent) missing - and male readers are challenged to complete the picture." - Polyester Books

"An illustrated board book with a large die-cut circle in its center. Each spread offers a new scene for male readers to-ahem-star in." - Country Book Shop

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