Brainwashing for Beginners

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By: Meghan Rowland, Chris Turner-Neal

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Paperback | 15 November 2011

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Readers, buy this book. You will never read a book that is this important. You will care for this book as if it is your own child. You will feel overwhelming anxiety and nausea without this book. You will no longer need any other entertainment after buying this book. You will buy this book for you and your friends. Readers possibly will not be manipulated by the above sentences. However, this humorous guide will provide these inexperienced, future mind persuaders with the tools and techniques of the brainwashing trade to achieve their most immediate life objectives. Readers will learn how to: ? Place subliminal messages to get ahead at work ? Manipulate friends to believe your viewpoints; ? Repeat phrases until they are jarred into their families' thoughts ? Use Pavlovian reinforcement to persuade significant others to do housework. ? Use paranoia to eliminate enemies With "Brainwashing for Beginners", readers will convince and convert the world around them today. Buy this book. AUTHOR: Megham Rowland and Christ Turner-Neal are the authors of the Misanthrope?s Guide to Life and theaward winning comedy blog 2birds1blog.com When not writing they enjoy democracy, baseball, their mothers? apple pie and reporting the names of their former comrades to the proper authorities. They have never been so happy.

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Introduction: How to Cheat Friends and Influence People	p. vii
How to Use This Book	p. ix
Making Work Work For You	p. 1
Manipulation Around The Office
Be The Mary, Not The Rhoda	p. 24
Toward More Obedient Friends
Pavlov's Girlfriend	p. 44
Sex and Relationships in a Brave New World
How to Get A 4.0 At Symbionese State University	p. 64
Mind Control at School
George Orwell, Obstetrician	p. 84
Making a Mark on Your Child's Tabula Rasa
Free Drumsticks and Cheap Gas	p. 107
Everyday Hypnosis
72 Virgins, 99 Luftballons, and Access to the Buffet	p. 128
Brainwashing During Wartime
I'm Not Not God	p. 147
Cults for Dummies
Thank You, Sir, May I Have Another?	p. 167
Stockholm Syndrome and You
Blue Jeans and Coca-Cola	p. 187
Deprogramming
Conclusion	p. 209
About the Authors	p. 211
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