I Hate Everything

By: Matthew DiBenedetti

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Paperback | 18 October 2010

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400 Pages

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KEYNOTE: Spreading the hate?one page at a time I hate that I'm going bald. I hate that I still make fun of bald people. I hate karma. Amateur haters, step aside. Time to learn what it really means to be miserable, because this guy hates everything. From hating the little irks that happen now and then (like the water that squirts out of the mustard bottle) to hating the unfortunate realities of today's world (like that superheroes don't exist . . . but villains do), Matthew DiBenedetti tells readers how he really feels. With such a variety of miserable musings, you'll find something to laugh at--and someone to loathe with--in this book. AUTHOR: Matthew DiBenedetti is an equal-opportunity hater. After working in the advertising industry for over twenty years, how could he not be? DiBenedetti has worked on marketing campaigns for companies such as Nike, B'Dalton, Reebok, and Lenox, Inc. SELLING POINTS oMisery loves company oIncludes hundreds of hate-i lled statements that are sometimes paradoxical, occasionally semi-philosophical, and at times embarrassingly revealing (I hate that dog food smells pretty good.) oPerfect gift for the depressing pessimist in everyone?s life

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