Are you tired of being emotionally stable?
Do you wish you could turn every minor interaction into a full-blown existential crisis?
Look no further than Maybe I'm the Problem? - the ultimate guide to professional self-gaslighting and strategic overthinking.
From the brilliantly neurotic mind of Dicholas Chad Pansy comes a self-help book that will definitely not help you at all.
Inside, you'll learn essential skills like:
Turning a simple "Hey" text into a three-day analysis of your entire life.
Convincing yourself that your perfectly fine presentation was actually a career-ending disaster.
Advanced techniques for imagining worst-case scenarios that defy the laws of physics.
The art of apologizing for things that happened in dreams.
Perfect for anyone who's ever:
? Checked their stove seventeen times in one hour.
? Spent a sleepless night replaying that weird thing they said in 2009.
? Texted "no worries!!" while absolutely seething with worry.
? Said "hope that helps!" in an email while actively panicking.
?? Warning: Side effects may include:
Increased self-awareness,
Decreased self-awareness,
Or both simultaneously.
Reader discretion is advised. (But don't think about it too much. Or do. Oh god, now you're overthinking whether you're overthinking.)
