Cosmic Horror - Horror Comedy - Romantic Comedy
Sarah Ford has survived bad dates, worse jobs, and three years of wondering whether her boyfriend's impossibly wealthy family will ever approve of her.
She thinks Thanksgiving at Blackwood Manor will be awkward.
She doesn't expect the house to bend the laws of physics.
She doesn't expect Alexander's mother to have tentacles in her shadow, his father to eat like something dredged from the ocean floor, or the family dinner to involve an eldritch ritual that could tear open the fabric of reality.
And she definitely doesn't expect her own blue-collar family to be the only people qualified to fix it.
Because the Blackwoods may be old money, cosmic royalty, and ancient horrors beyond human understanding—but the Fords know plumbing. They know pressure. They know how to deal with a structural problem before it becomes an expensive disaster.
When Sarah discovers that the strange old family mansion is being held together by ancient seals, forbidden magic, and a very serious maintenance problem, she realizes her boyfriend's family isn't simply trying to intimidate her.
They may be planning to sacrifice her.
Now, with Thanksgiving approaching and an interdimensional creature clawing its way through the foundations, Sarah must decide whether she can trust Alexander, survive his terrifying relatives, and stop two wildly incompatible families from turning dinner into the end of the world.
Funny, creepy, romantic, and gloriously strange, In-Laws and Eldritch Horrors is a cosmic horror comedy about old money, family secrets, forbidden love, and the universal nightmare of meeting your future in-laws.
