They think it's just physiotherapy. I know exactly what I'm doing.
My simple summer plans take a detour when Troy—a devout, incredibly built college linebacker—moves in next door. Naturally, the clueless himbo becomes my new favorite project. Under the guise of innocent "buddy bonding" and some highly questionable stretching techniques, I set out to corrupt him, one muscle group at a time.
But it turns out Troy isn't the only guy desperate for a special massage. Before long, he's bringing his teammates over, leaving me with a harem of eager jocks who need a little extra help with their ball handling. Between making sure my tight end stays loose and letting the wide receivers go deep, I'm happily working my way through the entire roster.
Will the boys ever catch on to what's really happening during these intense recovery sessions? Or is their ignorance my bliss?
High heat. Zero shame. And buddy bonding like you've never seen.
