Half-Time

You know the old saying, "a goddess on your arm, a maid around the house, a gourmet in the kitchen, and a whore in the bedroom?" That's what I got with Rebecca, just not all at the same time. Rebecca was the perfect demure girlfriend. When her other personality, Becky, took charge of her body, she became a clean freak, while Becs could cook a fabulous meal from any mix of ingredients. Becca, though, Becca was trouble, especially as she rarely stayed confined to the bedroom.

Against my best judgment, we went back to another party at Dave's, this time ostensibly to watch the game on his big TV. I was surprised that Rebecca, who hated sports, wanted to go, but Becca had been setting things up in advance. It turned out she was going to be the half-time entertainment.