Too Many Thoughts, One Perfect Distraction
When Kevin spots Levin on the Berlin S-Bahn platform, his ADHD brain locks onto a new target with predatory focus. The nervous artist is exactly the kind of chaos Kevin needs to interrupt his late-night hacking sessions. What starts as a cigarette debt and some electric eye contact quickly escalates into a collision of two brilliant, broken minds who can't decide if they want to fuck each other or argue about everything. Set against Berlin's neon-soaked underground and anarchist squats, Kevin and Levin discover that the line between intellectual sparring and sexual tension is thinner than the walls of Kevin's overcrowded apartment. This is a story about attraction, obsession, and what happens when two people who think too much finally find someone worth overthinking about.
Health Warning: May Cause Political Consciousness
Contains explicit scenes that unfold with the same energy as a hackathon fueled by spite and instant coffee. The protagonists have zero boundaries, questionable judgment, and treat Berlin's alleyways like their personal performance art venues. They can't shut up about late-stage capitalism even during sex, turning foreplay into philosophical debate and orgasms into political awakening. Not recommended for readers who prefer their romance without Marx references during blowjobs or watersports that come with a side of economic theory.
Secondary warning: this book might radicalize you. The characters treat anti-establishment rants as essential dating conversation, and their political consciousness is as contagious as their horniness. Known side effects include: questioning why you pay rent when buildings exist, developing strong opinions about who owns public space, and an irresistible urge to argue about capitalism at inappropriate moments. Do not read if you're satisfied with your current level of blissful ignorance about economic exploitation.
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