Humour Collections & Anthologies eTextbooks

How to Eat Like a Child

And Other Lessons in Not Being a Grown-up

Let Me Tell You Something

Life as a Real Housewife, Tough-Love Mother, and Street-Smart Businesswoman

It's How You Play the Game

The Powerful Sports Moments That Taught Lasting Values to America's Finest

Spoiled Rotten America

Outrages of Everyday Life

Bootleg

I'm Awesome

One Man's Triumphant Quest to Become the Sweetest Dude Ever

President Me

The America That's in My Head

Today I Am a Ma'am

and Other Musings On Life, Beauty, and Growing Older

A Dictionary of Naval Slang

Grave Humor

Funny, Ironic, and Ridiculous Tombstones

Hokum

An Anthology of African-American Humor

Old and Cold

Orientation 101

Pleasure of Fools

Essays in the Ethics of Laughter

Last One In

Tales of a New England Boyhood

Maryland Curiosities

Quirky Characters, Roadside Oddities & Other Offbeat Stuff

Nasty, Brutish, and Short

Lessons and Laughs from an Overseas Officer

The Kid Dictionary

Hilarious Words to Describe the Indescribable Things Kids Do

Pot Stories for the Soul

Irish Eccentrics

How to Be a Person

The Stranger's Guide to College, Sex, Intoxicants, Tacos, and Life Itself

The Unofficial Hobbit Handbook

Everything I Need to Know about Life I Learned from Tolkien

Cartoons from Maine

How's the Water, Bob?

The Horologicon

A Day's Jaunt Through the Lost Words of the English Language

5,000 Great One Liners

The Dead Janitors Club

Pathetically True Tales of a Crime Scene Cleanup King

[you] Ruined It for Everyone!

101 People Who Screwed Things Up for the Rest of Us

Publish This Book

The Unbelievable True Story of How I Wrote, Sold and Published This Very Book

Crazy Things Parents Text

The Talking Cure

A Memoir of Life on Air

How to Sharpen Pencils

A Practical & Theoretical Treatise on the Artisanal Craft of Pencil Sharpening for Writers, Artists, Contractors, Flange Turners, Anglesmiths, & Civil Servants

Exit Laughing

How Humor Takes the Sting Out of Death

Geek Wisdom

The Sacred Teachings of Nerd Culture

The Onion Presents: Love, Sex, and Other Natural Disasters

Relationship Reporting from America's Finest News Source

The Onion Presents: Christmas Exposed

Holiday Coverage from America's Finest News Source

How to Ruin Your Life

Out of the Mouths of Babes

Quips and Quotes from Wildly Witty Women

The Wisdom of Uncle Kasimir

Why Do Bluebirds Hate Me?

More Answers to Common and Not-So-Common Questions about Birds and Birding

Dr. Seuss Goes to War

The World War II Editorial Cartoons of Theodor Seuss Geisel

The Jewish Daughter Diaries

True Stories of Being Loved Too Much by Our Moms

I'm Dangerous...I'm Not Gonna Lie

Old Man Drinks

Recipes, Advice, and Barstool Wisdom

The Herald Diary 2011

Panda to your Every Desire

The Herald Diary 2010

In Purrsuit of Happiness

The Little Red Book of Graduate Wisdom

Little Books

F'un Exams

The Best Funny Exam Answers from Scotland

The Herald Diary 2013

Fur Goodness' Sake!

Georgia Curiosities

Quirky Characters, Roadside Oddities & Other Offbeat Stuff

I'll Have What She's Having

Does This Make Me Funny?

Essays

Successful Failure

Lessons Learned Flat on My Face

I Can't Believe They Said That!

The Book of Outrageous Comments, Quips, and Zingers

That's How They Get You

An Unruly Anthology of Black American Humor

South Dakota Curiosities

Quirky Characters, Roadside Oddities & Other Offbeat Stuff

Cancer Moon

How I Survived the Best Years of My Life

Putting Balloons on a Wall Is Not a Book

Inspirational Advice (and Non-Advice) for Life from @blcksmth

Dawn in the Dooryard

Sicker in the Head

More Conversations About Life and Comedy

Autofiction, Emotions, and Humour

A Playfully Serious Affective Mode

Carry This Book

Ignore Everybody

and 39 Other Keys to Creativity

Miss Fortune

Fresh Perspectives on Having It All from Someone Who Is Not Okay

Siri & Me

A Modern Love Story

The Areas of My Expertise

Rules for Others to Live By

Comments and Self-Contradictions

Failure Is an Option

An Attempted Memoir

Riding the Elephant

A Memoir of Altercations, Humiliations, Hallucinations, and Observations

I'd Rather Be Short

100 Reasons Why It's Great to Be Small

The Marijuana-logues

Everything About Pot That We Could Remember

A Tramp Abroad

Modern Library Classics

Rock and Roll Cage Match

Music's Greatest Rivalries, Decided

Practically Perfect in Every Way

My Misadventures Through the World of Self-Help--and Back

Murphy's Law: The 26th Anniversary Edition

The 26th Anniversary Edition

The Cubicle Survival Guide

Keeping Your Cool in the Least Hospitable Environment on Earth

Blame It on the Dog

A Modern History of the Fart

True Prep

It's a Whole New Old World

Who Cut the Cheese?

A Cultural History of the Fart

Hater

On the Virtues of Utter Disagreeability

Comics for a Strange World

A Book of Poorly Drawn Lines

Exes and Ohs

A Downtown Girl's (Mostly Awkward) Tales of Love, Lust, Revenge, and a Little Facebook Stalking

You're a Vampire - That Sucks!

A Survival Guide

Why Is My Mother Getting a Tattoo?

And Other Questions I Wish I Never Had to Ask

Dear Luke, We Need to Talk, Darth

And Other Pop Culture Correspondences

Fraud

Essays

Secret Ingredients

The New Yorker Book of Food and Drink

The Odd 1s Out

How to Be Cool and Other Things I Definitely Learned from Growing Up

Adulthood for Beginners

All the Life Secrets Nobody Bothered to Tell You

Disquiet, Please!

More Humor Writing from The New Yorker

An Idiot Girl's Christmas

True Tales from the Top of the Naughty List

Class Dismissed

75 Outrageous, Mind-Expanding College Exploits (and Lessons That Won't Be on theFinal)

Superstud

Or How I Became a 24-Year-Old Virgin

Did Somebody Step on a Duck?

A Natural History of the Fart

Nothin' But Good Times Ahead

Does Anybody Have a Problem with That?

The Best of Politically Incorrect

Today I Will Nourish My Inner Martyr

Affirmations for Cynics

Dad Is Fat

The Whole Death Catalog

A Lively Guide to the Bitter End

Macedonia

What Does It Take to Stop a War?

When You Lie About Your Age, the Terrorists Win

Reflections on Looking in the Mirror

Like Brothers