Hey everyone! It's Chris Berts here! I'm the Southern Ontario Canadian newspaper reporter that wrote the book within this book that everyone seems to hate. (You'll have to think about that for a moment!) I know, sleepy, small, northern Canadian towns. Nothing ever happens. Yeah, right! That's why Milt Tonkin never liked me for what I wrote about his friend Rick Torrison; he said I was trying to turn Tear Falls into the next Oak Island! But hey, I'm just reporting the facts. I never believed the Stinson Gold Mine or that drunken Sergeant McIntyre anyway. And Randy Biggs and what happened on Fenny Lake? Oakey was right when he said, "There ain't no thin ice on Fenny Lake unless you are an elephant." But you make up your own mind. The hell with Fritz Rinestein and the DeMello twins. I'm not afraid of those thugs and neither should you! Sure, I'll go fishing with Milt and Rujoy Singh up to Yars Lake if they ask me but I'll write the final chapter to this book. You'll see!
