This edition has been fully restored with modern typesetting, custom cover design. Chuck Warner opens this comic Western by confessing he is a shameless liar, and the Cross J ranch soon proves that bluff, bragging, and bad judgment are the local currency. Around him gather rough-hewn characters like Jay Bird Whittaker, Muley Bowles, Telescope Tolliver, Mighty Jones, and the rest of a crew whose exaggerated flaws, odd habits, and frontier wit fuel a nonstop farce. The trouble begins when Mighty admits he has written grandiose letters to his wealthy sister, Amandy, pretending to live far beyond his means—and now she is arriving with her husband and children to inspect the lie for herself. From there, Henry Peck takes up the tale and drives it deeper into chaos: Jay Bird, trapped by foolish romantic letters to a widow, recruits Magpie Simpkins to impersonate him when a doctor comes to judge his sanity. What follows is a riot of mistaken identity, runaway buckboards, river mishaps, sheep-stealing accusations, a dubious cook, a bizarre war-dance, a sheriff drawn into the confusion, and even a wedding shivaree gone wild. With every new arrival, authority collapses and the ranch becomes a stage for comic deception, frontier manners, and the absurd struggle to keep a lie standing.