Twelve completely fictional misadventures, told deadpan — as if the most ridiculous thing that could happen is the most normal thing in the world. Wayne bluffs his way into Hollywood parties and a leaderboard game. He investigates the great 10mm socket conspiracy. He rules a Waffle House parking lot. He survives the Methamphetamine Protocol, a dead cowboy, a crack in the firmament, and the great purge of the odd numbers. He negotiates with an otter who knows. He sails with Captain Jimbo, visits the Possum Kingdom, and signs the Pelican Treaty. Then, as a preview of the Wayne and Daryl series to come, Wayne meets Commander Daryl Whitcomb — a straight-laced Navy attorney who spends the entire trip explaining exactly which laws Wayne is breaking. Big, specific, ridiculous comedy with an ending callback in every story. Each adventure is completely different. All of it is completely fictional. Mature humor, never explicit.
