Pirates aren't supposed to get lovesick, but that's what's happened to Dread Pirate Captain Louis, master of the good ship Boattega.
Unaware he's already stolen the dread pirate's heart, Captain Montgomery Montgomery, ambitious head of the anti-piracy task force and woke af, is intent on reforming the sexy bad boy.
What happens next includes a shocking lack of boundaries, inexperience in love, a bitey pet possum, mermaids that won't leave and then kind of do, and the promise of Spanish treasure untold.
And pirate booty. A lot of pirate booty.
And isn't that the REAL treasure?
