The New York Times bestselling authors of I Had a Nice Time and Other Lies and Nice Is Just a Place in France and founders of Betches.com are back with a guide on how to thrive professionally, get ahead in the workforce, and basically become the Beyoncé of whatever you aspire to do.
We get it. You run shit. You can go from being blackout at drunk brunch to being ready to meet your new boyfriend’s parents in two seconds. But how do you go from being the boss of your personal life to taking charge of your career? That’s where the Betches come in.
We are dedicated to making you the most successful, betchiest career woman you can be. After all, we only became Betches after we worked like, really hard. And now we’re confident enough to help you become the best. You’re welcome. You can thank us later. As New York Times bestselling author Jessica Knoll says, “I only ever want the cold, hard truth from a betch.”
So whether you’re trying to become a CEO, navigate an office hookup, or just save enough money to go to happy hour twice a week, we’re here to help. It’s time to channel your inner Elle Woods, Miranda Priestly, and Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Per our last email, you better read this.
Praise for When's Happy Hour?
"With their new book, the Betches have embraced two of my favorite things: feminism and getting shit done. Their advice for succeeding in your career is profane and practical, high on straight-talk and low on bullshit. From one betch to another-highly recommended."
-- Sarah Knight, New York Times bestselling author of Get Your Sh*t Together
"Everybody should buy this book! I don't even understand what these Betches do, but they're making a fortune doing it!!!" -- Kelly Ripa, host of Live with Kelly and Ryan
"Here are the secrets you need to know to replace that boss you can't stand, and be somebody else's boss that they can't stand." -- Claudia Oshry, @GirlWithNoJob
"There's no guarantee that reading this book will make you successful, but if it doesn't, you'll at least definitely know - it's not them, it's you." -- Michelle Wolf, host of The Break with Michelle Wolf
"Do not even think about taking over the world until you've read this book." -- Whitney Cummings, author of I'm Fine... and Other Lies
"If you've ever found yourself crying in a bathroom stall at your corporate job, or wondering who the magical unicorns are that actually know what the F they want to do with their lives, this book is for you. When's Happy Hour? is a hilarious, strategic, and practical guide to getting your life together and taking pride in your career path. The Betches will teach you how to confidently ask for a promotion, decode email lingo, and realize why it's imperative that you do not get blasted at a company party and accidentally hook up with the IT guy. Pour a skinny marg, dive in, and get ready to be the #BossBetch you've always dreamed of being."
-- Cara Alwill Leyba, author of Girl Code and Like She Owns the Place
"When's Happy Hour? is both candid and hilarious and offers insightful advice for anyone who is reevaluating their work and pursuing their true calling. It walks women through every aspect of the workforce from crafting a resume to furthering your career once you nail down the position you want. A must-read for women everywhere!" -- Lori Harder, author of A Tribe Called Bliss
"You can't stop these Betches! When's Happy Hour? delivers a strong dose of humor while also sharing real world insight on how to thrive professionally. The perfect mix of LOL meme worthy moments and profound truths makes for a must read for any lady grinding it out."
-- Jaclyn Johnson, CEO & Founder of Create & Cultivate and Author of WorkParty
"Jordana, Samantha, and Aleen founded a wildly successful company before they even graduated college-seven years later, they're sharing how they did it. WHEN'S HAPPY HOUR? should be required reading for any woman who wants to blaze her own path in life, create wealth, and find true and lasting passion in her work." * Jessica Knoll, New York Times bestselling author of Luckiest Girl Alive and The Favorite Sister *
Praise for I Had A Nice Time And Other Lies...
"Guys are a nightmare. Dating is a nightmare. I'm a nightmare. But this book makes sense of it all, which is all I could ask of a romance novel. This was a romance novel right?" -- Babe Walker, New York Times bestselling author of PSYCHOS: A White Girl Problems Book
"A necessity for any girl who doesn't want to die alone. Blunt, irreverent, and oh-so-spot on, I only ever want the cold, hard truth from a betch." -- New York Times bestselling author Jessica Knoll
"Are you a betch looking for love? The meme queens behind online phenom @Betches pack their dating bible with Beyonce quotes, Bridesmaids references...and legit advice." * Cosmopolitan *
Praise for The Betches
"If you're not following [the] Betches already, then what have you even been doing all this time on Instagram?" * Vogue *
"Because we're all a little betchy." * Buzzfeed *
"The creators of Betches Love This tackle life's difficult challenges (frenemies, boyfriends, hangovers) with a satirical guide about `how to win at basically everything.'" * Marie Claire, on NICE IS JUST A PLACE IN FRANCE *
"Few . . . skewer the artificial life so sharply." * Rolling Stone *
"[The Betches'] website and bestselling book...are satisfying because they're anthropologically detailed and because they spell out stuff people think but don't always want to say out loud, just like a good shit-talking betch should." * Jezebel, on NICE IS JUST A PLACE IN FRANCE *