This book is cleverer and better looking than you.
This book will blow your mind.
This book loves you.
This Book Loves You is a collection of beautifully illustrated inspirational sayings by which you should live your life. If you follow each and every one, your life will become easier, more fabulous, more rewarding.
Imagine what a chilled-out and wonderful human being people would think you were if you lived by the simple principle: 'You can never fail if you never try.' Your wasted life would be an inspiration to others. Think of all the pointless, unhappy striving you could simply give up. Throw away that guitar! Give up on your dreams! Embrace your astounding mediocrity.
This Book Loves You has something for everyone - or at least everyone willing to give up and stop caring. If all else fails, remember: 'Don't be yourself. Be a pizza. Everyone loves pizza.'
About the Author
PewDiePie is the most popular YouTuber in the world, with 37 million subscribers and 9 billion views. He is Swedish and lives in Brighton.
PewDiePie was sent to planet Earth to dispense wisdom, teach us common sense and instruct us in the ancient art of Inspirology.
PewDiePie just wants to make you happy.
PewDiePie loves you even more than this book does - isn't that enough for you?
pewdiepie literally wrote a book
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