A hilarious illustrated collection of tips for successfully navigating the dating world as a millennial.
For single millennials, this situation is all too familiar: You're on a date. It's going well! Then suddenly your date looks at you like you're a f*cking idiot and you never hear from that person again. Guess you're going to die alone, right? Maybe not! Humble authors Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses have written a book to save the future of the human race: Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot, a collection of 100 dating tips--complete with illustrations--that teaches clueless guys and girls the dos and don'ts of dating. In their book, Ben and Laura cover all the basics, from "Why are you texting in just Emojis, dummy?!" to "Stop playing games, idiot!" and, of course, "PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN, A**HOLE!" Simply put, this book will make you laugh and finally give you a fighting chance at not dying alone.
"Though the book is full of stick-figure drawings and silly dialogue and scenarios, the message is clear: people don't know proper dating etiquette anymore. It's a modern-day problem, and this book is one reminder that single folks can always be better people about it, so long as they pay attention and try."--W magazine "This book is fun, funny, and so helpful! I'm reading it during a date right now and it's going great! We're having dinner and we're vibing hard! Now he's paying for dinner, and we're in the cab going back to his place! Now we're in his place, sealing the deal! Awesome!"--Megan Amram "Read this book if you like laughing and you don't want to die alone."--Judy Greer "This book is so funny. Read it and you'll 100% find love--if you're into that kinda thing...happiness or whatever."--Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel "If I were banished to a deserted island and could only take one book it wouldn't be this one because there would be no one to use all these smart, valuable, and hilarious tips on."--Blake Griffin "Laura and Ben's absurdist look at dating is both hilarious and heartfelt. A great read, even for this old married lady."--Kristen Bell "Funny as hell, no joke! Definitely worth $14.98."--J.J. Abrams "I'm obsessed with this book! Using profanity and profundity to find love? Sign me up!"--Sophia Bush "This book is so funny, so true, and if you read it you will 100% find love and get married. But we will warn you: once you're married, you still date each other harder than ever, so don't lose the book."--Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel
Number Of Pages: 192
Published: 17th October 2017
Publisher: Little, Brown & Company
Country of Publication: US
Dimensions (cm): 21.0 x 13.5 x 0.64
Weight (kg): 0.18
Edition Number: 1