The Secretest of Secretisms - Dave Beige

The Secretest of Secretisms

Author: Dave Beige

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Available: 11th September 2025

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A world-shattering secret. An ancient evil. A race against time. Also, a rash. Possibly fungal. Definitely itchy.

Harvard Professor Richard Wangley is enjoying a relaxing visit to Prague - city of magic, alchemy and highly efficient public transport. But when his girlfriend disappears and the latest of a series of hideous murders points towards him, he must go on the run to prove his innocence and prevent a catastrophic threat to the entire world.

And as if being framed for murder weren't enough, he's also battling a mysterious and extremely uncomfortable tummy rash.

As he negotiates the ancient tunnels and secret passageways of Prague, Wangley is pursued by Interpol, the CIA, MI6, NFI, CBA - and possibly an ancient supernatural foe. Using his expertise in symbiologist secretologism he must decode the mysterious symbols left beside each body, prevent the threatened cataclysm and get a cream for his rash before it spreads!

Professor Richard Wangley's most thrilling, pulse-racing, propulsive and thrilling adventure yet.

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