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The Playbook  :  Suit Up. Score Chicks. Be Awesome - Barney Stinson

The Playbook

Suit Up. Score Chicks. Be Awesome

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Published: 1st November 2010
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Since the dawn of history man has searched for the answer to the most fundamental of questions: 'Why am I here . . . not banging chicks?' The search is over. Now, with the help of The Playbook, you’ll be able to approach any beautiful woman, discover her innermost passion, and use that to trick her into sleeping with you. You’ll master more than 75 seduction techniques, developed by pickup guru and all-around good guy Barney Stinson, guaranteed to turn you into a bona fide ladies’ man.

About The Author

Barney Stinson works at a corporation, and regularly 'suits up' to help his lovelorn and altogether pathetic bro Ted Mosby. Basically the coolest dude ever, Barney Stinson has been compared to the Fonz—but Barney is much, much more awesome. Stinson lives in New York, New York—and appears weekly on the hit CBS show 'How I Met Your Mother' with his friends Ted, Robin, Lily and Marshall.

Matt Kuhn is a staff writer for the CBS hit show 'How I Met Your Mother' and helps write Barney’s Blog on the show’s website. He lives in Los Angeles, California.

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WHAT IS THE PLAYBOOK?

The Playbook provides a plenitude of plays to profit the persistent player. Contained within these pages are every scam, con, hustle, hoodwink, gambit, flimflam, stratagem, and bamboozle I've ever used or ever hope to use to pick up chicks and give them the business. Now, in an act of selfless charity, I'm passing this treasure of pleasure on to you as an easy-to-follow guide.

Included in this collection are more than seventy-five schemes that are guaranteed to attract all kinds of women, no matter how sorrowful your social skills are. Best of all, most of the plays require no experience and little to no preparation, so you have almost everything you need to get started right away. Almost: 83% of the plays will necessitate at least a few yards of aluminum foil, so before you get cracking you'd be wise to buy in bulk at your local big-box store or discount warehouse retailer.

With so many other pickup programs available on the market today, you might be wondering what makes The Playbook unique. First of all, I created this program, so you know it's gonna be awesome. Second, I've slept with enough hotties to overbook a commercial airliner (several of them on a commercial airliner, what up?) and only once had to wear eyeliner and a goofy hat to do it . . . and that was only because this chick had been in a coma since 1983 and pretending to be Boy George was such an obvious layup.

Last, and most important, other seduction methods preach 'social dynamics' in which you insult women in an attempt to attract them. I find that approach both demeaning and offensive. Rather than degrade women, The Playbook centers on the profound, positive, and personal changes you can make to trick hot sluts into sleeping with you.

THE SNASA

Success Rate 13%

Attracts
chicks with moon rocks for brains

Requirements
none, though a helmet won't hurt you

Prep Time
T minus zero!

Bummers women dumb enough to believe in 'SNASA' often don't know what NASA is

T H E P L A Y


1. Pick out a particularly dense-looking target . . . and by 'dense' I'm not talking mass over volume.

2. Point to your drink and mention that you're only allowed to drink Tang up in space. When she asks if you're an astronaut, immediately shush her. Look around, then say in a hushed tone that you shouldn't be telling her this but you're actually in a top secret government space program called Secret NASA . . . or SNASA.

3. Offer to demonstrate what reentry feels like when returning from the smoon.

ISBN: 9781439196830
ISBN-10: 1439196834
Audience: General
Format: Paperback
Language: English
Number Of Pages: 208
Published: 1st November 2010
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Country of Publication: US
Dimensions (cm): 21.0 x 14.1  x 1.3
Weight (kg): 0.16