The Misconceived Conception of a Baby Named Jesus

"A fun, pithy sendup of one of the best-known origin stories." -Kirkus Reviews

"Bill Burkland has written a sharp, shrewd, witty, and occasionally wacky alternate-universe Bible-though who's to say whether his version might be closer to the truth?" -Greg Thompson, writer-producer, Bob's Burgers

"I swear to God, if Bible class had been as fun as Bill Burkland's The Misconceived Conception of a Baby Named Jesus, I would still be enrolled. Fun, funny, and wise, Misconceived Conception is the Gospel as written by Matthew, Mark, Abbott and Costello. To say I loved Burkland's humor, wit, and cleverness within this book would serve as an understatement. In Burkland's brilliant hands, cats talk and think, shepherds are high, wise men stoop low, and Mary, Joseph, and the Baby Jesus are lovingly human characters. This book merits book- club discussion and argument. Don't forget the wineskins." -Glenn R. Miller, author of Doorman Wanted

"Take one part of The Chosen and two parts of The Life of Brian and you end up with a whimsical look at the birth of Jesus in Bethlehem. Bill Burkland's novel is a wild satirical look at the events narrated by the Gospel written by Luke. From overbearing parents to clueless wise men to confused shepherds, The Misconceived Conception of a Baby Named Jesus is a funny and creative retelling of the birth story of Jesus." -Rick Spees, author of Capitol Gains

"History depends on the quality of research and perspective of the historian. In The Misconceived Conception of a Baby Named Jesus, author Bill Burkland's version of 'the Greatest Story Ever Told' will blow your mind and might even raise a chuckle or two. It's satire that could earn you a ticket to down under, and I don't mean Australia. Take care. If you read it, you just might burst into flames." -John J. Jessop, author of Pleasuria: Take as Directed, Murder by Road Trip, The Realtor's Curse, A Fishy Tale, The Guardian Angel Series