Some will call me a heretic , but a derivation of that word just includes those that make choices or distinctions and do not swallow everything whole. We heretics chew our food carefully. Whereas the orthodox like Jonah's fish swallow everything whole. Orthodox is from the Latin "ortho" which means "straight" -as in orthodontics, which is to make straight teeth; crooked teeth being a product of the so-called fall of man. I'm happy for those that can get it to go down like that, but generally the rest of us can only do what we can do and I end up chewing and chewing and chewing. The word "gospel" is a retelling of a story and that's what I'm doing here, albeit in a more modern parlance.