Heaven can wait.
In the meantime...why not go to Hell?
Every once in a while a little book comes along that sheds light on our desire for intimacy, our determination to grow spiritually, and our collective yearning to define the boundaries of the soul.
"The Five People You Meet in Hell" is not that little book.
A sensitive everyman, Edgy works a meaning-less job at a seaside tourist trap. When a freak accident sends him to "the other side," he encounters a series of strangers compelled to explain the meaning of life. Running the gamut from annoying and incoherent to irritating and hard to follow, these individuals all share a basic desire with virtually every other soul in the universe: to make quick money from a made-for-television movie.
"The Five People You Meet in Hell" is as illuminating as a short-circuited night light and contains all the insight of a chocolate-dipped fortune cookie (with none of the fat). If you've ever died, expect to die, know someone who has died, raise alpacas, collect Hummel figurines, breathe air, or enjoy line dancing, you must buy this book. You will never think about thirteen bucks the same way again.
If you experience erections lasting more than four hours, please consult your physician.
""The Five People You Meet in Hell" is a little slice of heaven with fries on the side. A papaya chutney would really bring out its natural juices--and don't skimp on the cilantro."
--Marta Stalwart, Cell 84621, Alderson, West Virginia
"If you read only one book about eternal damnation this year, say 'Hell-o' to The Five People. It's a pitch-forkin' exciting trip through the underworld and a devilishly entertaining time!"
--Jim Shallot, The Toupee Show
"This book will make you think--mostly, 'When will this thing end already?'"
--McCoy Hatfield, author of "The Philistine Prophecy"