Prepare to be shocked.
From the man "The Wall Street Journal" hailed as a "Swiftean satirist" comes the most shocking book ever written
"The Borowitz Report: The Big Book of Shockers, " by award-winning fake journalist Andy Borowitz, contains page after page of "news stories" too hot, too controversial, too -- yes, shocking -- for the mainstream press to handle. Sample the groundbreaking reporting from the news organization whose motto is "Give us thirty minutes -- we'll waste it."
"A devastatingly accurate, laugh-out-loud parody."