Pirates in space.
Toilets that won't quit.
And the last goat.
This isn't the sci-fi epic you asked for.
It's the one you didn't know you needed.
Dodge Sterling and his crew never meant to become heroes—Dodge just wanted to retire somewhere quiet with a decent drink. But when a blue-bearded space pirate, a fart-powered emperor, and one extremely opinionated goat collide with their lives over a perfectly ordinary bar, the galaxy spirals into chaos.
Blasters fire.
Transforming honey badgers fight.
And somehow the jukebox still finds a way to play epic '80s synth.
Space Cheese is a fast-paced comedic space adventure packed with absurdity, fourth-wall breaks, and interstellar nonsense.
Perfect for fans of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Spaceballs, and readers who enjoy funny science fiction, space opera parody, and laugh-out-loud sci-fi comedy.
Warning: Walls will be broken. This book may flush at times. Bring wipes.
