QUIZ: Are You Shortie on the Side Material?
Check the choices that best describe you to find out if you could be a Shortie on the Side.
1. Do you consider yourself a secretive person?
0 My life is an open book-I don't have any secrets.
0 I may have a skeleton or two in my closet.
0 That information will be given on a need-to-know basis and only if you have the proper clearance code.
2. Your phone rings at 2:17 in the morning on a Wednesday from a restricted number.
0 It must be an emergency-no decent person would call anyone so late.
0 Two words: Booty call.
0 If it rings twice and then they hang up and call right back, that's the call I've been waiting on.
3. What impression do you think you make on society as a whole?
0 They see I'm doing the right things-like working, going to school, helping my family.
0 It's a good thing they can't see what I do behind closed doors.
0 I'm a society of one; my opinion is the only opinion that matters.
Scoring: The answers are inside; check it out!