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My Boys Can Swim! - Ian Davis

My Boys Can Swim!

By: Ian Davis

Paperback Published: 1st September 1999
ISBN: 9780761521679
Number Of Pages: 112

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Finally--A Pregnancy Book That Won't Put Men to Sleep
"My Boys Can Swim " tells real men everything they really want to know about pregnancy, such as: How much is it going to cost? Why does your wife primp before seeing her doctor when she hasn't put a stitch of make-up on for you in months? And, most important, what's it going to do to your sex life?
This rollicking, laugh-out-loud book is for expectant dads in search of bottom-line pregnancy information, without all that boring touchy-feely stuff you find in those books written for women. Inside you'll discover helpful--and hilarious--information and insights on such topics as:
The Maternity Wardrobe: "A key part of the maternity wardrobe is maternity underwear--parachute-like undies big enough to fit an NFL defensive lineman."
Baby Names: "Don't give your kids mockable names like Thaddeus, which is Greek for 'I'm a dork and should be beaten up.'"
The Birth: "No one told me it's normal that babies' heads can be misshapen at birth. I was convinced that my wife gave birth to Veldar, the conehead."

Finally--A Pregnancy Book That Won't Put Men to Sleep

Introductionp. xi
The First Trimester (0 to 3 Months)p. 1
Mission Impossiblep. 3
Health Insurance: Like a Good Neighbor or a Bad Dreamp. 5
What's in a Name?p. 7
C'mon Up Chuckp. 14
Move Over Dolly Partonp. 18
The World's Greatest Excusep. 20
The Second Trimester (4 to 6 Months)p. 21
"Everyone's Getting Fat Like Mama Cass"p. 23
Same Stadium, Different Playing Fieldp. 25
No Pain, No Gainp. 29
The OB/GODp. 29
Common Medical Testsp. 30
Cop a Feelp. 33
Sex Starved or Sex Kitten?p. 34
Maternity Attirep. 36
Blazing Saddlesp. 39
The Joy of "Regifting"p. 40
The Third Trimester (7 Months to Delivery)p. 43
Bankrupt Over Baby Stuffp. 45
"Let's All Hold Hands and Sing 'Kumbaya'": Those Dreaded Baby Classesp. 49
In Search of Marcus Welby, M.D.p. 54
The Invisible Manp. 57
Baby Ex-Laxp. 60
The Vital Signsp. 60
Show Time!p. 63
Check In/Check Outp. 65
Mother Teresap. 68
Riding the Wavep. 69
The Mother of All Shots: The Epiduralp. 70
The Only Day She'll Pray to Be Constipatedp. 72
You Have to Go Through Hell Before You Get to Heavenp. 73
Where's My Reward?p. 79
The Fun Begins!p. 80
Things No One Tells You About the Post-Delivery Experiencep. 83
Slice and Dicep. 84
Final Wordsp. 84
Epiloguep. 87
Acknowledgmentsp. 91
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ISBN: 9780761521679
ISBN-10: 0761521674
Audience: General
Format: Paperback
Language: English
Number Of Pages: 112
Published: 1st September 1999
Publisher: Prima Publishing,U.S.
Country of Publication: US
Dimensions (cm): 17.6 x 13.5  x 0.7
Weight (kg): 0.11
Edition Number: 1