If you've never honestly believed that men are from Mars and women are from Venus, then you must be living on a different planet. In other words, we are all alien. 'Men Are From Penis!' is one man's quest to verify what we already knew. But this isn't an insider perspective. Having discovered involuntary singledom, one martian takes a long, hard look at why communication between the sexes is a dying art and what we - or rather, YOU - are doing wrong. And throughout his quest, this celibate and oh-so-slightly insane individual will take your hand and guide you through the pitfalls of on-line dating, the very basis of which - arguably, only emphasises our inability to be at one with our opposite number. Funny, thought-provoking, challenging but never to be taken too seriously, this book will take you to Venus, Mars, Basingstoke, Hell and back! An invaluable guide for men and a damn good laugh for women, this is a must-read for all Earthlings in 2007AD.