I'll Never Have Sex with You Again!

Tales from the Delivery Room

By: Larry Bleidner, Irene Zutell

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Paperback | 2 May 2002

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FORGET EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT CHILDBIRTH. THIS IS REALITY, WITH BELLY LAUGHS.
I'll Never Have Sex with You Again! chronicles birthin' babies like nothing ever before. Told by moms, dads, OB/GYNS, labor nurses and the people next door, its stories give new meaning to the phrase up close and personal. And many celebrities -- from Nikki Sixx to Faith Hill, Lucy Lawless to Phyllis Diller, Erin Brockovich to Peggy Noonan -- let down their guard and prove that the delivery room is definitely a no-spin zone. Read all about
The birthing mom who watches helplessly as a sexy labor nurse tries to seduce her husband.
The mother-in-law/M.D. wanna-be who seizes the forceps and orders the doctor to get the show on the road!
The new dad who suffers a concussion during a crib-assembly mishap and first glimpses his infant as he's being wheeled into the emergency room.
The woman who had to be knocked out cold by a baseball to discover she was pregnant.
The dad who misses his daughter's birth when he runs home to change into a suit and tie.
The woman in labor who discovers an old flame will administer her epidural, and opts to tough it out -- sans anesthesia!
Heartwarming and hilarious, these 100-plus stories will thrill moms, mothers-to-be or anyone even thinking about having a baby.

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Non-Fiction Comedy & Humour Family & Health Parenting: Advice & Issues Pregnancy, Birth & Baby Care

Introduction
I Am Not Out of Control!
They Like to Be Watched
Man, Thy Name Is Vanity...and You, Too, Girls
Florence Nightingale...Not!
Eeeeeeewwwwwww!
Macho, Macho Men
Surprise!
Battle of the TV Moms
Short Takes
The Do-It-Yourselfers
Under the Checkered Flag
You Shall Herewith Be Touched
Funny Things Said in Childbirth
In a League of Their Own
Aftershocks
AcknowledgmentS
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I'll Never Have Sex with You Again!

Tales from the Delivery Room

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