I'll Mature When I'm Dead is the New York Times bestseller from "the funniest man in America" (New York Times). Let Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist and nationally unrecognized voice of maturity Dave Barry make the journey to adulthood a little easier—and a lot funnier.
Not everyone has to be dragged kicking and screaming through adulthood. Dave Barry will help through this process—with his hilarious takes on parenting, changing self-image, the battle of the sexes, technology, health care, celebrityhood, and even vampires!
"Despite years of medication, Dave Barry is still the funniest damn writer in the whole country. Let's hope he never grows up."--Carl Hiaasen "Dave Barry's best book so far, which is saying a lot."--P.J. O'Rourke