Young wizard, Humpy Pooper, with his two friends Rum Weasel and Hephzibah Goldfarb, battle the evil Hilla Rae and her pet goat Billy as Hilla Rae tries to take over the world using her creatures, the Dead Beaters. See how the young wizards with the help of their principal, Alpo Dubbledork, defeat evil and build an impressive moonshine still. Grab yo' jug and come on down to Alabama as Harry You-Know-Who gets spoofed a-right smart. NOTE: The author of this parody intends to donate all proceeds from this book to the Breast Cancer Research Foundation. He feels that since this parody was based on the work and genius of another author that he should not benefit financially from its sales. We hope that the author and publishers of the Harry Potter series will feel the same and allow the parody to remain on sale.