When the town of Savannah, Georgia was founded, the town banned all lawyers. Unfortunately, the cancerous growth known as lawyers are allowed all through our country, even in Savannah. When a the corrupt system conspires to keep a honest young lawyer from success through the conventional means, one must resort by the unconventional and often amusing means. This book documents the true adventures of such unconventional means and allows a revelation of the corrupt system. From these teaches how to navigate through the legal system and describes the true motive of those who wish to remove lawyers from our society.