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Fifty Shades of Chicken : A Parody in a Cookbook - F. L. Fowler

Fifty Shades of Chicken

A Parody in a Cookbook

Hardcover

Published: 13th November 2012
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Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more!

Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on.

“I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious.

So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James’s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef.

And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more.

With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.

About the Author

A former 4H executive, F L FOWLER finally plucked up the courage to peck out a cookbook. Originating from a distinguished bloodline of media chickens, F L enjoys life in the country but occasionally flies the coop.

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"So Funny, what a crack up!"

5

Brought it as a gift, then my husband read it. He said it was to funny to give away and had great chicken recipes inside.

Sydney, AU

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Great Gift Idea - for myself!

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This book is a lot of fun, tongue in cheek humour! Worth it if you love to cook and also love the 50 Shades series. Recommend as a gift fot those who have read the books.

sydney

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Made Me Laugh!

3

This is a really clever author with a great sense of humour! Apart from really making me laugh, all of the recipes I have tried so far are great. I love cookbooks, and this is a lovely one to add to my collection. If you haven't read the original "Fifty Shades of Grey" books, the chicken stories probably won't work for you.

Byron Bay

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..".it will undoubtedly become one of America's most cherished cookbooks of all time." -Eater.com "Like any good parody, this manages to make fun of both the flabby porn of "Fifty Shades" and the gushing language of "food porn..." -BonAppetit.com

..".this genius little tidbit that combines the sexual and the culinary..." -Glamour.com

"All signs indicate that Fifty Shades of Chicken, a new cookbook parodying erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey, is the real deal. We can't get over the hilarity of the description on the book's web site." -Huffington Post

"The book that spawned "mommy porn" has now given a new meaning to playing with your food. . . You'll never look at chickens the same way again." -Salon.com

"Besides clever writing with laugh-out-loud double entendres, Fifty Shades of Chicken offers 50 (of course) tempting recipes, among them Crunchy Chicken Parmesan Croquettes and Cranberry Baked Chicken With Apple Cider." -The Republic

ISBN: 9780385345224
ISBN-10: 0385345224
Audience: General
Format: Hardcover
Language: English
Number Of Pages: 160
Published: 13th November 2012
Publisher: Random House USA Inc
Country of Publication: US
Dimensions (cm): 23.5 x 18.0  x 1.6
Weight (kg): 0.57
Edition Number: 1