Effin' Birds 2026 Wall Calendar

Author: Aaron Reynolds

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At a Glance

Format
Calendar

Dimensions(cm)
30.4 x 30.7 x 1.0

Published: 25th July 2025

Calendar

$26.00

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Are you in need of some swear therapy? Look no further than this delightfully profane 2026 wall calendar, filled with funny (and ferocious!) foul-mouthed fowls.

Each monthly spread of this truly cathartic wall calendar features vintage bird artwork paired with expletive-laden rants by brazen birds just itching to ruffle some feathers and raise some hackles. Get ready to laugh along with these avian shit-stirrers as they dish out irreverent one-liners and profane, yet relatable, trash talk every season of the year.

Features include:

12" x 12" (12" x 24" open)
Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging
Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink
Planning spread for September–December 2025
Spans January–December 2026
Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders
Official major world holidays and observances
Moon phases, based on Universal Time
Each monthly spread features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings

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