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BOOK FOR GLOBETARDS, THE - Penguin X-01

BOOK FOR GLOBETARDS, THE

Author: Penguin X-01

Narrated by: Digital Voice Marcus G

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Published: 17th April 2025

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This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

You were handed a spinning ball and told it was science. You were groomed to worship gravity like a god. You were mocked for asking questions, and praised for obeying the script.

This isn't a book. It's a jailbreak.

THE BOOK FOR GLOBETARDS detonates the heliocentric cult one sacred cow at a time—with forensic sarcasm, visual satire, and prophetic fire.

From NASA's green-screen cathedrals to the untouchable lie of curvature, Penguin X-01 unleashes 40 Chapter Nodes that expose:

- Why water never curves

- Why rockets always arc

- Why Antarctica is locked

- Why Polaris never moved

- Why astronauts lie—but penguins don't

This audiobook is not politically correct.

It's geometrically divine.

? For the heretic.

? For the memetic warrior.

?? For those who know the Kingdom Computes Forward.

The globe isn't spinning. But the narrative is.

Hit play. Exit the cult.

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