The 10 Stages of Realising Booktopia is Giving Away a Year’s Worth of Books this Booktoberfest

A GIF demonstration of the 10 Stages of Realising Booktopia is Giving Away a Year’s Worth of Books this Booktoberfest…

1. Denial

Well that can’t be true, what an embarrassing typo.

2. Contemplation

Maybe it wasn’t a typo?

3. Excitement

OMG it’s true.

4. Rabid Excitement

OMFG IT’S TRUE!

5. Maths

How much is a year’s worth of books?

6. Doubt

I often read more than a book a week. A book could cost $20 so….no. No they couldn’t be giving away that much. It’s probably like $50 a month.

7. Realisation

Ah, yes $50.

A week?

Wait…$50 A WEEK! FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR!

8. Doubt Returns

For a prize like that you must have to do something really difficult or buy something expensive to enter. Surely…

9. Acceptance

Wait, you just have to buy any book from their Booktoberfest range? Just one book? And the range is full of expert picks and the best new books out now and pre-orders in the lead up to Christmas? I could buy ONE BOOK and then win a year’s worth of them?

10. Let’s Do This

Let’s do this…

Click here to enter Booktoberfest

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Andrew Cattanach

Andrew Cattanach is a regular contributor to The Booktopia Blog. He has been shortlisted for The Age Short Story Prize and was named a finalist for the 2015 Young Bookseller of the Year Award. He enjoys reading, writing and sleeping, though finds it difficult to do them all at once.

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