There’s a new craze in town, and it’s not a pretty one. It’s taking over previously wholesome quilters, soft-toy makers and amigurumi enthusiasts, so you’d better pay attention. Zombie Felties are on the march, and every day their numbers increase.
Unnervingly easy to make, even for novices…
No special skills called for, just a cool head and a strong stomach…
From the mildly sinister (Dead Ducky) to the downright horrifying (Zombie Bride), there’s something here for every taste, however twisted….
Kids, All Your Money Worries Are Over! Cottage Industry Is The Name Of The Game.
First :Tie Your Granny To A Chair. Second: Put The Kettle On. Third: Get Her A Plate Of Iced VoVos. Fourth: Give Her A Copy Of Zombie Felties.
And finally: Get Your Granny To Show You How To Make Gruesome Felties So You Can Sell Them To All Your Fiendish Friends.
About the Contributor
While still in his twenties, John Purcell opened a second-hand bookshop in Mosman, Sydney, in which he sat for ten years reading, ranting and writing. Since then he has written, under a pseudonym, a series of very successful novels, interviewed hundreds of writers about their work, appeared at writers’ festivals, on TV (most bizarrely in comedian Luke McGregor’s documentary Luke Warm Sex) and has been featured in prominent newspapers and magazines. Now, as the Director of Books at booktopia.com.au, Australia’s largest online bookseller, he supports Australian writing in all its forms. He lives in Sydney with his wife, two children, three dogs, five cats, unnumbered gold fish and his overlarge book collection. His novel, The Girl on the Page, will be published by HarperCollins Australia in October, 2018.