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Overachieving parents want you to believe the harder you work, the better your children your will turn out. That lie ends now. The truth is most kids end up remarkably unremarkable no matter what you do, so you might as well achieve mediocrity by the easiest possible route.
In Bare Minimum Parenting, amateur parenting sort-of expert James Breakwell will teach you to stop worrying and embrace your child's destiny as devastatingly average. To get there, you'll have to overcome your kid, other parents, unnecessary sporting activity, broccoli, and yourself.
Everyone will try to make your life more difficult than necessary. Honestly, by reading this far, you're already trying too hard. But don't stop now. You're exactly the kind of person who needs this book.
About the Author
James Breakwell is a professional comedy writer and amateur father of four girls, ages eight and under. He is best known for his family-humor Twitter account, which boats more than one million followers and has been featured on media outlets around the world. He also writes a parenting column for the IndyStar, where he antagonizes overachieving parents everywhere.
James's first book, Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent's Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse, has saved thousands of lives since it's release in October 2017. To date, not a single person who's read it has died in a zombie attack.
The Sun on James Breakwell
'VERY funny Twitter feed.'
The Daily Mail
'The most hilarious man on Twitter.'
'The funniest dad on Twitter.'
ISBN: 9781786496966 ISBN-10: 1786496968 Audience:
Number Of Pages: 256 Published: 13th December 2018 Publisher: Atlantic Books Country of Publication: GB Dimensions (cm): 16.5 x 19.9
Weight (kg): 0.22