Kalvin Gray is a lot of things: college student, drunkard, pariah, jackass. But "attempted rapist" isn't one of them. Just don't tell that to Kalvin's fellow students at Berkshire University, who think that he is the prime suspect involved in the recent assault of a promising co-ed, thanks to a suspicious police sketch that eerily looks just like him. This is a bit inconvenient for Kalvin, who didn't commit this heinous act that he worries will completely ruin his already-crumbling sex life. But Kalvin's in luck-with the help of Katie, a vivacious school newspaper reporter, he has a chance to set things straight. To do so, he (drunkenly) sets out across the collegiate landscape in order to find the truth behind the assault before the little value his reputation still has is completely depleted.