Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo.
But fear no more, as Hugh Jassburn, in a phase of no-bowel-movement-drudgery, has put together a compendium of entertaining activities and informative fun that will make you want to stay put, even if you don't need go. Doing a number two will never be the same again.
‘Every toilet should have a copy of this book next to it.’ Frank Aeces, WHAT TOILET? magazine
‘From poo puzzles to poo facts, pooing has never been so much fun.’ Dr Dum Ping, POO MONTHLY
About the Author
Hugh Jassburn has being pooing since 1974. After several months of producing a variety of stools (mostly in washable and reusable nappies) he moved on to disposables. By 1978 Frank was a regular toilet user and hasn't looked back since. He is not a fan of cheap toilet paper, and strongly believes the flap should always be at the front of the roll. Hugh lives in Shitterton, Dorset, and dreams of moving to Pratt's Bottom in Kent one day. Illustrations throughout