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2000 Reasons to Hate the Millennium : A 21st-Century Survival Guide - Josh Freed

2000 Reasons to Hate the Millennium

A 21st-Century Survival Guide

Paperback Published: 1st May 1999
ISBN: 9780684867793
Number Of Pages: 160

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5. No one knows how to spell it

4. There will be a Rolling Stones Millennium Tour

3. Your new computer program may be Curtains 2000

2. As a kid you figured out how ancient you'd be in the year 2000. Now you are.

1. There are only 999 years left till Y3K

Have you had it with Millennium hype? Would you like to exterminate all talk of the Y2K bug? Here's the antidote "2000 Reasons to Hate the Millennium" is your guide to surviving the marketing madness surrounding the year you-know-what.

"Here is advice on such millennial topics as: "

  • How to give birth to the first baby of the Millennium

  • Where NOT to be Millennium Eve

  • 2000 products to expect and avoid

  • The Worst Awards: worst books, movies, fashions, and media stories of the last 2000 years

    "2000 Reasons to Hate the Millennium"

    -- Don't Leave This Millennium Without It

  • Why 2K?p. 11
    Things we thought would last 2000 years that didn't
    Immortal quotes of the last Millennium that weren't
    2K or Not 2K?p. 19
    Where not to celebrate the Millennium
    When not to celebrate the Millennium
    How you can avoid the whole thing
    The Y2K-Martp. 37
    How to make a million off the Millennium
    2000 products to expect and avoid
    Y Not U2?p. 47
    Inner messiah Tours
    The missing messiah
    How to have the first Millennium baby
    Y Dug Me?p. 61
    The Millennium Bug: An Exterminator's Guide
    The Y2K Armageddon Survival Guide
    Y1Kp. 71
    A brief history of the last 1000 years
    What about the Y1K bug?
    Surprising inventions of the last Millennium
    What's 1000 years?
    The Yukkiesp. 83
    Awards for 2000 years of bad books, bad songs, bad films, bad fashions and bad inventions
    I'm Ok, You're 2Kp. 103
    A guide to sex, culture, pets, space travel and other millitrends of the next 1000 years
    Y2Night!p. 127
    2000 ways to have a memorable moment on Millennium Eve
    Preparing Your Last Supper
    Millennium Eve TV listings
    How to be the first death of the Millennium
    Y3Kp. 145
    A survival guide to the next 10 centuries
    What to pack, where to stay, how to get there
    Planning for a crowded planet
    Predictions for the new Millennium
    Doom!p. 159
    Table of Contents provided by Syndetics. All Rights Reserved.

    ISBN: 9780684867793
    ISBN-10: 0684867796
    Audience: General
    Format: Paperback
    Language: English
    Number Of Pages: 160
    Published: 1st May 1999
    Publisher: FIRESIDE BOOKS
    Country of Publication: US
    Dimensions (cm): 21.59 x 14.61  x 1.27
    Weight (kg): 0.23

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