Author Lemony Snicket is a broken man, wracked with misery and despair as a result of writing A Series Of Unfortunate Events.
He spends his days wandering the countryside weeping and moaning, and his evenings eating hastily-prepared meals.
But what was he like when he was thirteen years old?
About the Author
Lemony Snicket was born before you were and is likely to die before you as well. He was born in a small town where the inhabitants were suspicious and prone to riot. He grew up near the sea and currently lives beneath it.
Until recently, he was living somewhere else. Until recently, he was presumed to be 'presumed dead'. Instead, this 'presumed' presumption wasn't disproved not to be incorrect. Most things written about him are not true, but this is.
For Ages: 6 - 12 years old
Published: 23rd October 2012
Publisher: Hardie Grant Books
Dimensions (cm): 18.4 x 13.2 x 2.7
Weight (kg): 0.44