It's unbearable . . .
The bird's perch is swinging to and fro and hitting me on the nose.
I can see my eye in its little mirror.
Unbearably weird . . .
You have the foulest feet ever.
There are flies for lunch.
A goat swallows your opal.
And you have lived before.
About the Author
The Paul Jennings phenomenon began with the publication of Unreal! in 1985. Since then, readers all around the world have devoured his books.
Paul Jennings has written over one hundred stories and has been voted 'favourite author' over forty times by children in Australia, winning every children's choice award. The toprating TV series Round the Twist and Driven Crazy are based on a selection of his enormously popular short-story collections such as Unseen! which was awarded the 1999 Queensland Premier's Literary Award for Best Children's Book. In 1995 he was made a Member of the Order of Australia for services to children's literature and was awarded the prestigious Dromkeen Medal in 2001. Paul has sold more than 8 million books worldwide.
For Ages: 10+ years old
Number Of Pages: 160
Published: 27th October 1994
Dimensions (cm): 18.9 x 12.7 x 1.3
Weight (kg): 0.1