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Rule No.5: No Sex on the Bus : Confessions of a tour leader - Brian Thacker

Rule No.5: No Sex on the Bus

Confessions of a tour leader

Paperback

Published: 1st March 2006
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Crew Manual Rule #2: learn all names on day one.

Crew Manual Rule #3: don't get lost.

Crew Manual Rule #5: Crew must not engage in sexual activity on board the bus with passengers or fellow employees.


But then rules were made to be broken, right?

Brian Thacker confesses all as he reveals the best (and worst) of 20 trips as a tour leader around Europe. How he managed to feed a bus load of tourists horse meat spaghetti bolognese, hamburgers made from breakfast cereal, and roosters' testicles; how he left a lone passenger stranded by the side of a motorway in France for three hours in nothing but his underwear clutching only a purple toothbrush; and how, along the way, he managed to lose his driver, his cook, 10 brightly coloured canal bikes, a large church, his bus and eventually his patience.

Praise for Brian Thacker:

'True to life, irreverent and very funny' Courier Mail

'Brian Thacker will have you spellbound' Sunday Telegraph

'An entertaining romp' Canberra Times





Good Morning

Prostitutes, pot and poffertjes

Lederhosen, lager and Luftkissenfahrzeugs

Chocoholics, cheesoholics and cowbell clubs

Showerheads, strudel and sixteen going on seventeen

Romans, red garter and roosters testicles

Paella, porrones and pryca supermercado

Snails, sanisettes and sixty baguettes

Afterword

ISBN: 9781741148664
ISBN-10: 1741148669
Audience: General
Format: Paperback
Language: English
Number Of Pages: 300
Published: 1st March 2006
Publisher: Allen & Unwin
Country of Publication: AU
Dimensions (cm): 19.8 x 12.9  x 2.3
Weight (kg): 0.28
Edition Number: 1