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New Moan  : The Twishite Saga - The First Book In A Parody - Stephfordy Mayo

New Moan

The Twishite Saga - The First Book In A Parody

Hardcover

Published: 22nd October 2009
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'I want to bite you, Heffa. I want to bite you very hard. I'll be gentle, I promise. If you really loved me, you'd let me'.

Heffa Lump is just a typical, pale and interesting seventeen-year-old, who doubts that anyone will ever see her true beauty. But then she moves to Spatula and meets Teddy Kelledy, an impossibly gorgeous boy who eats rare meat, and is super-strong and never goes out in sunlight.

Could he just maybe be a vampire? (Hint: totally) A tale of first love, painful longing and even more painful pointy teeth, New Moan is a hilarious parody of the phenomenon that is Stephenie Meyer's Twilight saga.

ISBN: 9781843174448
ISBN-10: 1843174448
Series: Twishite Saga
Audience: General
Format: Hardcover
Language: English
Number Of Pages: 224
Published: 22nd October 2009
Dimensions (cm): 19.050 x 12.700  x 5.842
Weight (kg): 0.336