It's hard to be an adult. You have to dress yourself and pay bills and remember to buy birthday gifts. You have to drive and get annual physicals and tip for good service. Some adults take on the additional burden of caring for a tiny human being with no language skills or bladder control. Parenthood can be a very rewarding and joyful experience, but let's face it, so are margaritas at the adults only pool.
Jen Kirkman's stand-up routine includes lots of jokes about not having kids (and some about masturbation and Johnny Depp), and complete strangers constantly approach her and ask, "Who will take care of you when you're old?" (Servants!) Some insist, "But you'd be such a great mom!" (Really? You know me so well!) Whether living rent-free in her childhood bedroom while trying to break into comedy (the best free birth control around, she says), or taking the stage at major clubs and joining a hit TV show-and along the way getting married, divorced, and attending excruciating afternoon birthday parties for her parent friends-Jen is completely happy and fulfilled by her decision not to procreate.
I Can Barely Take Care of Myself is a beacon of hilarious hope for anyone whose major life decisions have been questioned by friends, family, and strangers in a comedy club bathroom. And for everyone who wants to know if Jen will ever know true love without looking into the eyes of her child. (A girl can dream.)
About the Author
Jen Kirkman is a stand-up comedian, writer, and actress well known for the award-winning short series Drunk History. She has two comedy albums, Self-Help and Hail to the Freaks, and writes for and appears as a comedian/panelist on E’s Chelsea Lately and After Lately.
Jen Kirkman s wickedly original yet totally universal debut about the expectations of others kicks so much ass you'll agree with her even when you don t. Not for the stupidly over-sensitive. For lovers of great! --Greg Behrendt "#1 New York Times bestselling author of He s Just Not That Into You ""
Number Of Pages: 212
Published: 1st May 2014
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Country of Publication: US
Dimensions (cm): 21.1 x 13.7 x 1.8
Weight (kg): 0.2