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Planning Your Wedding Sucks : What to Do When Place Cards, Plus Ones, and Paying Two Grand for a Cake Make You Miserable - Joanne Kimes

Planning Your Wedding Sucks

What to Do When Place Cards, Plus Ones, and Paying Two Grand for a Cake Make You Miserable

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Published: 1st January 2012
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If your dreams of a fairytale wedding have been clouded by a crippling fear of the open bar bill and nightmares of your discounted DJ grinding on your "single and ready to mingle" grandmother, then Planning Your Wedding Sucks will prove to be more vital than that glass of wine you crave every time you hear the phrase "nonrefundable deposit." In this no-holds-barred guide to the most important party you'll ever attend, you'll learn:

  • When it comes to your budget, size does matter
  • How to create a guest list without sparking family drama that makes an episode of Cops look civilized
  • When to book your vendors so you don't end up with a wedding that screams "Plan B"
  • How to play nice with Momzilla and your brand-new monster-in-law
  • Ways to avoid filing for divorce before your first dance
  • The tricks to navigating the logistical nightmare that is your seating chartAlongside Joanne Kimes's signature Sucks humor, bridal industry insider Elena Donovan Mauer offers her expertise (and brutal honesty) to guide you through planning for the big day without pulling your hair, pawning your ring, or killing that guy who got you in this mess to begin with.

  • You're engaged! (it's all downhill from here) -- Because throwing darts at a map won't work for this -- Checking your list twice without the help of Santa or other magical beings -- It's only a dress-so why am I spending two grand on it? -- The friends and family plan of attack -- It takes a village of vendors to throw a wedding -- "Shower" refers to your gifts, not your tears -- Doom and groom -- The bride diet (hey, you can eat on your honeymoon) -- The devil's in the f^$#ing details -- Your big day (I guess it's his day too).

    ISBN: 9781440509100
    ISBN-10: 1440509107
    Format: ePUB
    Language: English
    Number Of Pages: 256
    Published: 1st January 2012