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This Book Is Full of Spiders : Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It - David Wong

This Book Is Full of Spiders

Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It

Author: David Wong
Read by: Nick Podehl

Audio CD

Published: 8th October 2013
Ships: 7 to 10 business days
7 to 10 business days
RRP $30.99

Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. This is not a metaphor. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fearmongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fearmongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection - the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That s just as well, since the cure involves learning what a chain saw tastes like. You can t feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You can t see it, because it decides what you see. You won t even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. So what happens when your family, friends, and neighbors get mind-controlling skull spiders? We re all about to find out. Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I m just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won t hold it against you if you re upset. I know that s just the spider talking."

ISBN: 9781469207674
ISBN-10: 1469207672
Audience: General
Format: Audio CD
Language: English
Published: 8th October 2013
Country of Publication: US
Dimensions (cm): 14.22 x 12.95  x 3.05
Weight (kg): 0.28